Oh you vile, hateful person!
Sordid villain! Prince of smut!
Words are very powerful!
Like sharp knives they can cut!
Your unguarded language
Has caused much hurt and pain!
You are loathsome and immoral!
You are corpulent! Inane!
You lewd little harlot!
Watch your language from now on!
They’re “aboriginals,” not “natives,”
You ugly little prawn!