When I was 2,
My dad would bounce my on his knee.
When I was 7,
I'd go out and climb a tree.
When I was 12,
I'd write all my friends notes.
When I was 14,
I'd make my family ice cream floats.
When I am 18,
I will graduate high school.
When I am 23,
I'll most likely marry a fool.
When I am 26,
I hope to have 3 children.
When I am 34,
I'll tell my daughter about men. (Stay away from them.)
When I am 50,
I will have gray hair.
When I am 53,
I will take my grandchildren to the fair.
When I am older,
I will get sick and die.
When I am older,
To heaven I will fly.