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Jealousy
Hey fat ass four eyes, how does it feel
To live in my shadow you can never steal
Each morning in the mirror it may sound mean
But I'll say, "Move over bacon, here comes sizzlean"
I laugh with my friends and yell, "Run fat ass, run"
And we watch as you sweat in the scorching sun
If a boy shows you interest, he hasn't met me
So don't get your hopes up for all who can see
No diets or drugs will ever do the trick
So go munch on another of your carrot sticks
You may have some brains but who really cares
So don't think you're better or put on heirs
So what if you went to college and got a degree
You will never be as beautiful as me
Who cares if you found love and made a life
Most men would kill for me to be their wife
Big deal you have two amazing sons
You are too broke and poor to have any fun
Who gives a fuck about your success, because if I recall
I am the prettiest of them all...
