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Even though you are cute and smart,

I still hate you when you fart.

What could a face and a brain do?

When every now and then,

Your asshole has a flu?



It’s so disgusting, so irritating,

You wake me up in the morning.

That horrible bellowing sound

From sweet dreams, I rebound.

Could you at least, turn around?



I know it’s natural and unavoidable,

But honey, this is getting unbearable.

So I am suggesting one thing:

Farting shouldn’t be a problem,

If you’ll just learn how to hold them.



Make up excuses and get it over with.

Or say “sorry” if you already did.

Don’t get mad at me, I love you honey

But it’s such an insult and a turn-off,

When from your behind, out loud you scoff.