Bah ratcha tas contavalaz
You rase-neflapher’d wagicaud
Condaver haufin polysnip
I’ll tell you just where you can stick
Your pi-calogin traginine
You heard me right you doboline
Go rosigate your dodgisnap
You traginated jollipap
Xysnerf neflected nillidip
Take that YOU LILLY ARKABLIP!
COE SNAZE I-CAVIN WAJALLAY!!
BI-ROPKI LISHNIF DOBIKAY!!!
FLANT-AG-LACATED HYBOLEE!!!! ...
Uh…
Why’s everyone looking at me?
…Jeff Bresee