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A Full Blown Mass-Hole
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Humorous Blurbs I do not now, nor will I ever pronounce the letter ?R?.
I call a garbage can a ?Barrel,? a water fountain a ?Bublah,? and the liquor store a ?Packie.?
If we?re drinking together and you asked me to play ?Beer Pong? I wouldn?t know what the Fuck you?re talking about.
To me, any place west of Rt. 128 is considered to be ?Out in The Fucking Boonies,? and Cape Cod is a little piece of Heaven right here on Earth.
I Kept the Faith Alive and saw the Sox ?Reverse the Curse,? and know what it feels like to through a ?Dynasty.?
To me, the best thing on a summer night is a Fenway Frank right off the grill and an ice cold Sam Adams Light.
I take the ?T.?
I?ll chant ?YANKEES SUCK!? even if the Red Sox are playing the Fucking Tigers.
I?m a Bostonian; I am an absolute ?Mass-Hole?- and I am ?Wicked Fucking Proud of It!?
this is awesome. i love it . keep it up. this is a hoot
jason you are a hoot, I love your pieces !
I liked this one too. Have you every thought in the line of being a journalist. I find your peices realy enjoyable
i think you would write a realy interesting opinion peice in one of the papers (naturaly we would say papas) what eva i enjoyed both peices today.
way to go. Rae