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A freshman during my sophomore year, distant Cousin Crep was far too friendly with my then lover; this being easily facilitated by their residence in the same (co-ed) dormitory.  After she and I broke up, sympathetic friends and I began to refer to him, both privtely and publicly, as "My Lord Archbishop of [dormitory name omitted] Hall" following the Anglican usage.