"SlamBang," carefully
handled, brings immediate
dissolution to
all existing matter, and
can start right from your own desk.
Believers say God
created all that exists---
your whole universe
(man!, just look around yourself)
in six days, with one to rest.
SlamBang loosens the
ties that bind all matter (an
exponential rate
of total dissolve, and no
rest will be needed after.
SlamBang developed
in my laboratory:
decades of research---
inspired by bullies who beat
me up often in high school.
Kyakuchuu