A fire hazard stove.
A sock full of holes.
Bubble wrap that has been all popped.
A decayed sparrow.
A ripped t-shirt.
A clock that only has one hand.
The loosing end of a wishbone.
A never successful diet.
An awkward social appearance.
A well used urinal cake.
A half of a worm.
A skipping record of your least favorite song.
Stale bread laced with poison.
A very lonely butterfly.
Me.