Soon we will hear the Goosesteps' stomp,
sent from the Innkeeper (that liar and feinter)
like his spiritual forebear, the Bavarian Housepainter---
revered by the Innkeeper, who closely studies Mein Kampf.
And not the least thought about our Constitution
will cause his mind any confusion.
He will rant on about eating cats and dogs:
he who has cast so many pearls before hogs.
And though I must not pray for his damnation
let us pray, fervently, for his ruination!
J-Called