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In Some Dive With Snort And Smelly, Who Broadcast To Many Planets [a science fiction tale]
Snort and Smelly host a variety show,
and they broadcast to many planets---don'tcha know.
Long-winded, smugly pleased with themselves (braggarts, full of blow-
hard), they tell us each episode is "a humungous show."
They often interview an interplanetary guest;
but you can tell they think themselves the finest and best
of any who ever transmitted their voices through outer space;
and they love to tell us about every expensive place
they visit (their consumption is very conspicuous).
This makes even an hour in their presence rather tedious.
Together, they represent a most humungus bore.
They have all the personality of a Bushoombasprout's turd.
But there are havens were their broadcasts are not heard---
like Homosonoma and the stars that constellate Antinous.
J-Called
