Why is she so perfect
What is it that I lack
I've tried to follow your every move
but you just knocked me off track
Why is she so beautiful
What is she, that I'm not
I guess herself is flawless
not a missing spot
But does she work as hard as me
Is she right by your side
And when you're down for the count
Is she up for the ride
So what is it I've got
That makes me so much less
She's got the hair, the eyes
the legs, the mind, the breasts
So what is it that I need
To make me your number one
I've been searching everywhere for the answers
But cheating is just more fun