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I am the litter picker of this town,

I run really fast all around,

Picking your litter of the ground

All this rubish i have found

Goes in my litter picker bag.



For i am the litter picker of this town.



I wear a dark blue jumper so you can't see me,

Because i work at night as i am free, yes i'm free!

I'm quick, I'm cheap i'm easy!

Yes you heard right, that's me!



For i am the litter picker, litter man

Litter picker of this town.



I run around with my big claw things,

I'm never wearing diamond ring,

Yet as i work it's me who sings,

For i am the humble litter picker man.



For i am the litter picker of this town.



I can hardly afford a pair of knickers,

I have to find a pair of knickers,

I'll pick them up just to see;

"Oh i don't half like these knickers,

They really are for me!"



For I am, I am, I am the litter picker,

Litter man, litter picker of

THIS TOWN!!! *jazz hands*

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