"The Woman With Hairless Nipples by fallenangel_6"
There once was a woman,
who didn't have hair
on her nipples.
Her husband rejoiced
"I can taste your lips,
hands, cheeks, and nipples,
without choking."
So the woman left him
and moved 2 a town
where the men-
only love,
women like her.
A few days later
the ex-wife recieved a call
from her ex-husband
wondering
"when will you B home?"
She hands the phone 2 her new husband
"Excuse me sir,
she belongs with me now."
The ex-husband becomes alarmed
"what is so special about U?
what is the difference?"
The new husband just laughs
"not 2 b rude,
but u just have
the misfortune
of being
a shallow ignorant twat.
True Love is blind 2 flaws
and outer appearance.
In this town
all the women have big hearts
and smell good.
Those R the rules of our town,
Mister Yesterday.
Now your wife is married 2
Mister Everlasting Joy
and make no mistake-
she may have been trash 2 u
for many, many years
but it only prepared her 4 the inevitable.
All her years of suffering,
prepared her-
2 enjoy me.
what you deem trash-
is my treasure,
and if you didn't throw her away
and step on her heart-
i would still be poor and starving.
now i am rich beyond my wildest dreams
and my stomach gets so full
that i almost believe
it will break apart at the seams.
So thank U Mister Yesterday,
4 being a perfectionist
never 2 realize,
that mankind can never b perfect
and 4 every man who recieves-
what they want.
they may become unfortunate
2 understanding
what it is
they truly need.
all i can do now
is
wish u well.
there's a very good chance-
u might starve 2 death,
spiritually--------
but in that case,
its better 2 be alone-
then 2 B truly selfish,
and make a woman that use 2 b
so damn hungry
4 what she thought u were-
2 the point of insatiable gluttony
that would surely-
kill u both off,
inside out.
now her hunger is
balanced-----------------
i give her all she can stand,
and she gives it back-
FULL FORCE!
i bring out
the woman,
the beast,
and all the skeletons
in her pretty
little
NEGLECTED
closet
until they all PURR
at the same time----------------
oh yes,
her toes curl so loudly
heaven tells her
2 SHUT UP!-
because all the angels are
licking their fingers
with ecstasy-------------
praying 2 join in,
but God has 2 bring them
back 2 their senses
of protecting us-
so we can B safe enough,
2 make love-
Over and Over.
she knows how 2 get it right.
LOOKS R NOTHING
WHEN U have experience.
she was so eager 2 LEARN
HOW 2 SATISFY her HUNGER-
so i taught her
how 2 satisfy mine.
so we both know how
2 satisfy
each other.
i will never ask her 2 shave.
i happen 2 have a hair fetish.
but just in case,
i offer 2 shave her myself-
but she says no.
then i surrender-
naturally,
like u should've
could've
would've
done----------------------
but the difference between
Yesterdays and Everlasting Joys-
is the truth
of what,
really matters.
looks fade with yesterday
and touching may be necessary-
but the heart
is the most precious thing,
heaven gave us-
and if you don't put that first,
everything else
might fail-
and cease
2 exist.
my heart is my world-
but my new wife,
is my life.
so thanks 4
saving
(the best 4)
my life.
(last)
(The new husband hangs up the phone abruptly on the ex-husband and quickly surrenders 2 his new wife).
enough said.