It’s A Wonderful Life II
I can’t believe what a mess I’m in
I got chicken legs and a double chin
My back is out and I walk with a limp
My feet are swelled, I’m a freaking gimp…
My hair’s all grey and feels like straw
They say it’s cool, but it’s old age flaw
Nowadays when I fart I gag
It’s par for the course since I shit in a bag
Can’t see, can’t hear, first I’m hot then I’m cold
Trust me when I tell you…It’s hell getting old!
by Barry Anderson