It was just a regular day
when the wildest thing came my way
I had a chance to get out of town
get rid of the blues stop being down
it ended up a nasty mess
when I explain you'll know the stress
it happened just like this
I got screwed and no kiss
oh what fun it was to be
they lied, lied to me
I thought it was going to be fun
sort of like two women on the run
just two wild and free souls
oh but her voice took its toll
she was nothing but your everyday bitch
I broke out and man did I itch
I did it all, the driving and decisions
her anger like that of female lions
with all that I had to deal with
I just knew it was no longer a myth
she was no fun at all I tell you
after this weekend in hell I bid her ado
hoping it was over with not one worry
then the phone rang and I was sorry
I let it ring and ring some more
I had decided not to be your driving whore
so take that you silly lady, I am not crazy
for me there is no more driving miss lazy