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My partner and I

have a 32" stuffed

Kermit sitting on our bed.

One night, while he was in the shower,

I put my 'JOE BOXER' boxer shorts on him,

my partner just laughed his ass off,

well days and nights pass,

I get up from the computer,

while partner is sitting on the bed,

watching TV or just highlighting what he wants to see,

I walk over to where I keep my T-shirts,

reach in and get one of my little sexy black tank tops,

girls you know the ones, well the men do too I guess,

the little ones with the spaghetti strings over the shoulders,

well that almost killed my honey, he says I am a kick,

well tonight, I decided that Kermit needed some slippers,

so we had to see what he looked like,

in my brand new, fuzzy no back black slippers,

that I got at wal~mart this weekend,

then one thing lead to another,

I have a dear friend Molly,

and I have sent her one of these Kermits,

and we seem to try and out do each other,

we have taken pics of our Kermits,

sending them to each other, laughing all the time,

I make the statement that I should take a pic,

and send to Molly, my partner says well this is california,

and since it is, we should really do him up right,

we should put some piericings somewhere on this frog,

well I was thinking what in the world are you talking about,

then he smiles, and this smile is the kind where you know,

you just can see it in someones eye,

he laughs and says, where on a frog would one find a nipple?

so just think about that for a minute,

well I am not sure, so for now Kermit will have to be happy,

with my boxer shorts, my tank top, and my new black fuzzy no back slippers,

well I have to tell you, this flippin frog,

looks better than I ever did in any of this,

LOL, now don't that just kick,

upstaged by a green stuffed frog.







LOL



oh well, at least I got a poem out of it... and you know you are laughing right now.... if not... then I am not through with this....LOL