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A Day In The Life
I woke up late, and hit the light,
wouldn't you know it the blub blew,
went to find another and got in a fight,
with what seems to be the killer shoe.
Hit the floor and whacked my damn elbow,
laughed from the pain that shot up my arm,
where did I put the bulbs I just don't know,
oh well, bath in the dark what is the harm.
Got in the shower and there was no water,
tripped getting out so there was another,
took a drink of my coffee, WOW, could that be hotter,
when I let out my scream I woke up my brother.
He was not happy so he gets all pissed,
then I try and finish getting ready for work,
had to start all over there were things that I missed,
and on my brothers face I see his smirk.
I get all angry and get out to my car,
the silly assed battery now seems to be dead,
I guess I could walk but man that is just too far,
have to change my jeans from the cut that bled.
I just don't think I can take anymore,
finally get to work only to find it's my day off,
start back home and there is water on my car floor,
now my head hurts and I am starting to cough.
Finally safely home again, and the phone rings,
I find out that they need me to come back in,
too many out sick is what my boss sings,
it seems it not my day and I just can't win.
