XFL

HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE NEW XFL?

I THINK THAT THIS WILL BE SO GREAT.

IT IS FOOTBALL WITH A WILD TWIST

I FOR ONE AM SO EXCITED I JUST CAN'T WAIT.



THEY HAD TO COME UP WITH ALL NEW NAMES.

AND THEIR LOGO'S ARE ALL NEW TOO.

DEMONS COMING FROM THE CA VALLEY.

YOU KNOW THEY WILL BE MEAN, IT'S TRUE.



I AM NOT SURE HOW THIS WILL PLAY OUT.

IT WILL BE SOMETHING WILD TO SEE.

I HAVE TO WATCH IT ONE TIME FOR SURE.

TO SEE IF IT IS A CASTASTROPHE.



VINCE McMAHON IS THE BRAIN BEHIND THIS.

SO YOU KNOW IT WILL BE A SHOW TO WATCH.

HE HAS DONE MANY THINGS IN HIS LIFE.

HE ALWAYS STRIVES TO BE TOPNOTCH.



SO I WILL SEE WHAT HE IS UP TO NOW.

WONDER WILL HE BE THE BIG TIME BOSS?

OR WILL THE PLAYERS DRAG HIM ON THE FIELD

AND GIVE HIM WHAT IS KNOW IN WRESTLING AS A HIP TOSS?

Author's Notes/Comments: 

JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THE XFL AND THE BIG WIG OF WWF WRESTLING.....

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Chase McKinney's picture

I personally thought that the poem stunk to high heaven and not that many people are going to understand the "XFL" and WWF big wigs unless they are fans I on the other hand didnt watch either one and I am glad that it was cancelled after a few shows!

Jessica Wehby's picture

oooooooooook mine arent any better so why should i make fun so 7 on a scale of 1-10 mine arent any better so..... i wont be that harsh

Kylah Johnson's picture

this poem kind of sucks...sorry to be the one to tell you? :(

Debbie Johnson's picture

I love it...It's so funny..Being a big fan of football, mainly the Dallas Cowboys, I would have enjoyed this had it lasted longer. But that guy is awful!!! LOL...I just know a little about him from my son watching wrestling. He'll do anything! :)

Alan Oosterbaan's picture

Good thing it didn't last long. I guess you just can't beat the real thing. What a castastrophe... :)

Roz Turner's picture

Hi Renee I don't know anything about XFL! Is it the WWF playing footy.... if so, should be quite interesting!!! Again you told a story with such great captivation. Thanks for sharing Roz :)

Jolynn Moore's picture

LOL! Funny, very cool...

Molly's picture

What is this XFL? Is it true? A new way of playing football? You must tell me! Does Cindy need to start booking these games, LOL? I'm going to have to check this out! When does it start? On T.V.? God, I feel dumm! LOL

Rachelle Wiegand's picture

Hi, renee' Again... I don't know anything about this football league, but I do know that you can absolutely write about anything! :) have a good day tomorrow...