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"What ( I ) Want For Christmas"
A few months back I met a girl who now shares my address
We'll grow to be extremely close, and yet I must confess
A certain insecurity I wish she would shake loose
Regarding a BY PRODUCT of everyone's caboose...
In the morning she won't deal with Mother Nature's Law
Unless I am Light Years away from our Bathroom Door
I'd plead with her from deep within to do what she must do
But she'll say with embarrassment "I CAN'T--not number TWO"
Now I can understand what might be her biggest fear
Those sounds that echo in the bowl, she's afraid I"ll hear
But I would not love her any less, the lady owns my heart
What I wish from her this Christmas,
Just one Little Noisy Fart
