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Super Pervert Bros.
In my Super Mario world
I'd love to be a Hammer Bro.
Or perhaps the King of Koopas.
But really, I'm just a Shy Guy -
Part of my troop.
How behind those masks we hide
And poop
Lil clouds of silent smoke
When stomped on.
Treading slowly.
Laying lowly.
Scared to be observed
But watching all:
Like Mr. Mario
When he takes that 'shroom
And flushes his reality down pipes.
Grows to 'bout 3 times his size
And lets his alternate world loom.
Or how he dons a raccoon skin,
Eats a leaf
And flies within the skies -
Thwarting endless assholes
Just to find
His princess is in another fucking castle!
How he turns this world clean upside down
To reach
And lay Miss Princess Peach.
What some guys wouldn't do
Just for a fucking screw.
And so he'll bring her bouquets
Of fire-flowers
Just to magnify the chance
To lay some pipe
And use his pelvic plumbing power.
But she must be quite the slut
For Bowser to always abduct her,
Take his Viagra - 1 ups
And fuck her.
I think I heard behind the castles walls one time:
"Oh! Oh Bowser!
You're quite small
But got that fire in your trousers!
All in all, though
Nothing like that time I sat on Spiny Guy.
It hurt so much
It made me cry."
And don't think for a second
Donkey Kong didn't take
His donkey dong
And ram it home
Just like those slow paced Goomba stoners.
Everybody in this Koopa Kingdom's hitting homers.
Mr. Miyamoto:
How you drive our kids
To druggie corners
And stabbings over boners.
