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Ryan and TJ

A couple of faggots

Musically uninclined

All they do is bitch and whine



XGF is about my girlfriend

It left me in a state of awe

So what if her friends are fat?

They're still not down with monagetwa.



I always see them lookin' at my ass

TJ's bad, but Ryan's so much worse

I'm getting ahead of myself

I'll save it for the second verse, let's go!



I hate TJ and Ryan

And I'm not lyin'

They are more emo

That was my dreamo



I hate TJ and Ryan

And I'm not lyin'

Ry'n wears a speedo

TJ thinks it's neato



Like I said before

They like to look at my ass

But I expect it from Ryan

He really liked swim class



I can't pick on TJ

'Cause I don't know him that well

But Ryan tells me their secrets

'Bout how they anally dwell (I know, it's really gross!)



I hate TJ and Ryan

And I'm not lyin'

Ryan had band class

He likes it in his ass



I hate TJ and Ryan

And I'm not lyin'

They smoke crack

Behind Farmer Jack



You know, Ryan used to be a vegetarian

Until he pussied out and went back to meat

But, if you think about it, that makes him more of a pussy

Because guys don't usually do that

And if he's not gay he's gotta at least be metrosexual

He's gonna die in Farmer Jack one day

He loves his job so much, they're gonna change it to Farmer Ryan

This song gives you guys 1001 reasons why you're holding a gun

You're not the only ones who hates your lives

My girlfriend broke up with me because of XGF

And when my scrotum actually does bleed, it reminds me of Ryan's gay hair

TEEEEKMO Superbowl

Hey, if you guys wanna be like Ryan,

Shorten all of your words to one letter,

Say things like pffff, false! or TECCCCHNO

As a matter of fact, you could even build dreams and then shatter them yourself

Join a swim team, work at Farmer Jack, style your hair with palmade, become a vegetarian, make a gay band, and just be scrawny...

I just realized that this is basically a hate song about Ryan

No hard feelings, TJ...

You keep doing the band thing

Kick Ryan out

One day you're his best friend, having monagetwa's with him and the attractive management you just hired in

The next day he's passed out in the bottle room with white powder around his lips, having a seizure

Because he doesn't know how to treat drugs

He just abuses 'em

I've tried to tell him how, but he's an idiot

Save yourself