I took a look in the mirror
And I decided I was
The perfect thing to make me me
Why? Oh, just because
I take a small thing, make it big
I fill it with desire
But then I go and fux it up
And throw it in the fire
And so I talk and strut my stuff
Showing such finess
But I'm a guy so I feel wrong
When I put on a dress
So I guess I'm lame, but still the same
And when I'm proven wrong
I'm still a man, cuz thats the plan
I'll always sing this song.