So I’m in a train station bar. I’m talking to a mother daughter combo originally from Lebanon. The mother was age appropriate but the daughter was still legal. Both were exceptionally pretty and exceptionally shapely. They try to sell me on a trip to Beirut. They advise that I shouldn’t pay too much attention to the news. I must admit that my curiosity was sharply piqued. I was having David Lee Roth/Van Halen in their prime mother daughter groupie combo fantasies running wild. . .
Await the screw up
ponder how I will do it
there for the taking
inevitable defeat
surely failure imminent