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You have to be careful about playing those name creation games.  They requested your grandmother’s first name and the last candy you ate.  My paternal grandmother’s first name is Hannah and the last candy I ate was jellybeans.  Then they informed me that this was my drag queen name:  Hannah Jellybean.  So apparently, I am living a secret life that no one including me knows about. 

Hannah Jellybean

live in drag regalia

perform for the troops

I figure that it is good code and a good alias.  I’ve even signed non legally binding papers and documents with the nomenclature.  I should create an animated avatar of myself in full drag and use it as an author photo on at least a few of my books.  It might fool a few people.  It might throw those Hellhounds on my trail off my scent.  And who knows, if I lose a few pounds and get around to shaving my legs, I might even make a go of it in real life.

Always make them guess

we all have a few secrets

Hannah Jellybean

a secret nomenclature

an alias now revealed