He always thought he was John Wayne in the Wild West. He walked with a slight limp and exaggerated his arm swings. He liked to order his whiskey straight. He thought saying “neat” might make him sound gay. You couldn’t argue with him about politics or religion. He didn’t know much about either but was certain of his correctness.
Gun them all down
God will know his own he claimed
without any proof
Political signs decorated his porch and front lawn. He plastered simplistic slogans on his pick up truck. Everyone needed to know what he believed and who he was planning on voting for in November. Well, no one took him seriously. We just wish they really could take his guns.
He'll kill us on faith
his convoluted beliefs
in everything wrong