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Sex on the beach is always glorified in the movies but it isn’t really all that practical in real life.  The movies provide that image of the two stars entwined in each other’s arms in the sand as light waves break on the shore gently rolling up to their feet.  They roll around ever so tenderly yet succumbing to the overwhelming passion of the moment.  Ah, if only it could be so pleasant.

Sand gets everywhere

no orifice is safe

each crack infected

They don’t tell you about the ubiquity of sand.  It will get anywhere and everywhere and it will cause chafing.  I doubt it’s pleasant for a woman if the sand gets into her vagina.  I can attest that it is excruciating if the sand gets in your pee-hole.  You don’t need to know Latin or be a scientist to know that urethal meatus and sand don’t mix. 

Yeah, delude yourself into thinking a blanket or beach towel will protect you from intrusive sand.  It’s getting everywhere.  Wet or dry, it is getting anywhere and everywhere.  It’ll even be in your knickers when you get dressed to go home.  You might even discover some new orifices on your body.

Get a motel

or a space in the woods

avoid the sand

avoid the pain of chafing

you’ll feel better later

No one ever lamented the chafing that never happened.  Don’t trust all the Hollywood elite with all their brazen lies.  Sex on the beach is rather unpleasant.  There’s no romance to scratching up your arms and legs and getting sand in your anus. 

Chafing really sucks

Hollywood lies unneeded

Live life freely

but keep the sand far away

keep your knickers clean