I was a bit lit up and feeling mischievous. I noticed a chalkboard with chalk in the Men’s Room. I quickly scrawled “Only love can heal but Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself” on the chalkboard. I figured I give drunks something to muse over while relieving themselves. Dive bars are always the best place to invoke philosophical thought.
Invoking deep thought
or political unrest
on a bathroom wall
Another group of drunks were in the bar and ordering shots. There were three different guys and they all used the men’s room. They all accused each other of writing the message on the wall. I sat at the other end of the bar smirking to myself. I don’t get to be smug all that often so I was really feeling it.
Making the rubes think
elicit some smug chuckles
for subversive thought