New Year’s Eve
brings out poseurs en masse
those who don’t drink
suddenly think they have to
and it makes no sense
trying to get money’s worth
on an inflated, overpriced ticket
suck down a few extra suds
make sure you get
what you paid for
you sure put it over
on the man
you sucked down well drinks
and foamy mugs of beer
swilling it down
another night at any bar
but if I wanted
to puke up my guts
I could have just stayed home
sucking down absinthe
and ringing in another year
another new year
that will gradually fade
as the brand new year
increasingly looks
alarmingly similar
to the year we just escaped
1/1/2024