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A young woman

is now threatening

to sue me

for writing  a poem

about getting laid

in the back seat

of a ’73 Buick LeSabre

I’m thinking

“You vain bitch!

What makes you

think the poem

was written about you?”

There were at least

a half dozen others

How’s she gonna prove

I was talking about her?

and what makes her think

she was that good anyway?

I hate that vanity

and yes, I am fully aware

that I am not all that

and likely not all that great either

but besides it really

wasn’t about her

so now it’s up

to the other 6 women

to figure out

which one gets

to sue me

You can be damn sure

that I’ll never

reveal which one

it was

I don’t make enough cash

to be able

to afford getting sued

so my mouth is sealed