Wrestling cards
were always fun
there’s always plenty
of obnoxious fans
that make me feel secure
about my position
in the community
bloodshed, steel chairs
brass knuckles, barb wire
Yeah, it’s a bloody good time
as a British chap might say
totally brainless activity
designed to rile us up
chant obscenities
and scream for blood
taint for the faint hearted
and indeed,
it is shameful,
an educated man like me
cheering and jeering
for real life cartoon characters
but hey man,
I gotta have my fun
and one way or another
I intend to scream, shout
and get totally primal
for about 3 hours
I have the other 165 hours
of each week
to spend my tine
being a genteel, couth
and sensitive guy
7/19/95