The busboy kept stealing
pieces of bacon
and the drunks
and bennie infused truckers
await breakfast
tossing the slabs up
deep frying blocks of scrabble
and flipping over eggs
It’s a PA thing
You gotta grapple the scrapple
But please don’t ask
too many questions
when you won’t like the answers
When we say it’s best
not to think about it
Well, sugar,
it really is best not to think about it