There are times it happens
and be honest
the Vaseline
sitting on the nightstand
is there for one reason only
there if you wake up
compelled to rub out
a 3:00AM giggity
and you have to figure
who to fantasize over
could be the new girl at work
or the gay dude down the hall
the possibilities are as limitless
as the real life options are limited
You play around with the options
until you finish too soon
not sure who you climaxed over
or even if it really matters