RUBBING OUT A 3:00AM GIGGITY

 

 

There are times it happens

and be honest

the Vaseline

sitting on the nightstand

is there for one reason only

 

there if you wake up

compelled to rub out

a 3:00AM giggity

 

and you have to figure

who to fantasize over

could be the new girl at work

or the gay dude down the hall

the possibilities are as limitless

as the real life options are limited

 

You play around with the options

until you finish too soon

not sure who you climaxed over

or even if it really matters

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