There are times
when you see some people
do some of the stupidest things
and you’re just like,
“Oh my God! That’s so stupid.”
It happens all the time
because there’s really
that many really stupid people
waiting around the country
and there’s always
the chance of error—
the honest kind
that happens to smart people
the worst ones are the ones
that happen to you
when you least expect it
and problems abounding
but they manage their way
You go and commit
the really stupidest mistakes
It’ll always happen in public
and usually
in a situation
when you want to impress someone
It’s like waiting for green
after the green light
or asking the obvious question
when the answer is
right in front of you
It just goes to show
that you never can tell
which way is up
and which way is down
You’ll laugh about it
at a later date
but it really sucks
when you stand before the mob
witness to your great failure
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