I have
the opportunity
to broaden
my cultural horizons
I have tickets
to see a play
that I never even heard of
but the tickets
were given to me
by the female lead of the play
and it would be rude
for me to not go
I mean, after all,
she is gorgeous
and we don’t have
to deal with the fact
that everyone got tickets
and I’m not really special
cause we wouldn’t want
to hurt my feelings
or shatter my delusions
and besides everyone thinks
she’s interested in me
because of the way
I told the story
which was the truth
just not the whole truth
and nothing but the truth
but rather my fantasy version
of how I wanted it to be