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I was watching

The Fantastic Four cartoon

The one guy MR Fantastic

has the ability

to stretch his arms legs

and torso to great proportions

I was wondering

if the ability extended

to his entire anatomy

I was thinking,

“Damn, I’d be killing

with the ladies

if I had that gift.”

I’d be able to get

the perfect fit

for every woman I was with

or even perfect

for each specific occasion

I somehow doubt

that the creators had

that in mind

but it would make for

a great animated porn flick

law suits aside

I really wonder why

it’s never been done before

if they had Fritz the Cat

I really don’t know why

they can’t have a Mr. Fantastic

type of porn cartoon

to satisfy

sick, deviant minds like mine

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