Late night watching Tom Snyder
and not even really
liking it all that much
but it is better
than Conan O’Brien
I try to tell myself
Conan already cost me
one girl so I still
have it in for that little shit
but at least now
I know who he is
which is more than
I could say
just a year ago
when the whole affair
got underway
but defeat by default
is an especially bitter pill
to swallow
and especially bitter
trying to forgive and forget
so instead my hazy
bleary eyes focus on Tom Snyder
He’s an old fuck
but what I really like
is that he’s very unlikely
to ever cost me one