LETTER OF APPLICATION FOR REX FOUNDATION

 

Gonna have

to generate funds

for the publishing press

and thinking

of applying for grants

 

find out

all the private funds

since I don’t accept

the government ones

 

I could always

try applying

for a Rex Foundation grant

that’s a foundation

started by the Grateful Dead

to help charities

and arts groups in need

 

Phil Lesh, the bass player

is heavily involved

in the foundation

 

I can mention

all the Dead shows

I’ve been to

Getting a grant from them

would be like a refund

a rebate for my loyal support

 

I can write my letter:

Dear Mr. Lesh, sir,

you always were

my favorite member

of the band

 

I always thought

that Garcia guy

was holding you back

If Garcia was Captain Trips

I always felt you should be Admiral Trips

 

maybe throw in

a Phil Zone sticker

to butter him up

even more

 

you gotta know

how to play the game

It ain’t gonna hurt

to kiss a little butt

once in awhile

 

It’s just a matter

of knowing which asses

are the ones

you need to kiss

 

10-5-95

 

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