Gonna have
to generate funds
for the publishing press
and thinking
of applying for grants
find out
all the private funds
since I don’t accept
the government ones
I could always
try applying
for a Rex Foundation grant
that’s a foundation
started by the Grateful Dead
to help charities
and arts groups in need
Phil Lesh, the bass player
is heavily involved
in the foundation
I can mention
all the Dead shows
I’ve been to
Getting a grant from them
would be like a refund
a rebate for my loyal support
I can write my letter:
Dear Mr. Lesh, sir,
you always were
my favorite member
of the band
I always thought
that Garcia guy
was holding you back
If Garcia was Captain Trips
I always felt you should be Admiral Trips
maybe throw in
a Phil Zone sticker
to butter him up
even more
you gotta know
how to play the game
It ain’t gonna hurt
to kiss a little butt
once in awhile
It’s just a matter
of knowing which asses
are the ones
you need to kiss
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