I don’t miss wrestling
on Saturday morning
unless it involves sex
or a Grateful Dead show
and sometimes with Dead shows
you can still get around it
in a hotel in some strange
almost foreign city
the guys in the lobby
let you know what time
and what channel
see us guys we stick together
and have secret signals
so we don’t miss wrestling
on Saturday
Now sex is different
If I’m having sex
when wrestling comes on
that can present a problem:
I usually can’t reach
the remote control
from the bed