SATURDAY WRESTLING

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I don’t miss wrestling

on Saturday morning

unless it involves sex

or a Grateful Dead show

 

and sometimes with Dead shows

you can still get around it

in a hotel in some strange

almost foreign city

 

the guys in the lobby

let you know what time

and what channel

 

see us guys we stick together

and have secret signals

so we don’t miss wrestling

on Saturday

 

Now sex is different

If I’m having sex

when wrestling comes on

that can present a problem:

 

I usually can’t reach

the remote control

from the bed

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