I could never understand
the concept behind
getting a hand job
that’s the one thing
I know I can
do better than a hooker
and if she could
do that better than me
she would probably
command a steep asking fee
why get a lady
to do that anyway?
whether for free
or for fee?
that seems
a waste
of a perfectly good woman
surely, my imagination
can come up
with better things
to do than that
I guess I’ll blame
the concept on television
since it does seem
to kill one’s imagination
but whatever it is
it surely is not
something for which
to be proud
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