a lot of my married friends
are always
getting in trouble
and having to do hard time
in the doghouse
there’s always
one transgression or other
and off they go
sentenced to two weeks
fighting Fido
for the water dish
a lot of times
I’m involved in the crime
for which they are punished
and I’m the one
who deserves the doghouse
but, of course,
I can’t be punished
by someone else’s wife
so my friends do penance
on my behalf
but I think one problem
that I present
is that I might enjoy
being in the doghouse
I like camping
and the great outdoors
and roughing it in the yard
might be a little adventure
I’d be happy
To do time with Bingo
I’d get in trouble
on purpose
just to get in
some QT with Sparky
the dog doesn’t give me
a hard time
about smoking weed
or drinking too much
or playing music too loud
and the dog always
has great stories to tell
He has far better luck
with the bitches than I do
9-26-96 (one for E)