I was sitting
in the North Star Bar
and I struck up
a conversation
with a lady sitting
next to me
We start rapping
and she’s really witty
she’s coming back
at everything I say
a friend of mine
keeps interrupting
our conversation
to ask me questions
about meaningless issues
I kept trying
to be polite
and get back to chat
with new lady friend
eventually,
the young lady moves on
and starts chatting someone else
My friend tells me,
“No offense
but you should still be
talking to that girl.”
Some of my friends
are really incredible
They tell me I need
to get laid more often
but then they turn around
and sabotage my efforts
when I try
With friends like these
who needs enemies
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