THE THINGS WE DO FOR LUST

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MEANDERTHAL MAN

 

I’m at the Irving Plaza

for a show

and I get to chatting

with a young New York lass.

She wants to smoke a J

and I am more than happy

to provide one.

She’s really cute

and her furtive glances

get caught in my eye’s web.

She offers me a pull

on her beer

 which is a Coors Light.

I know she’s trying

to be nice

and might be offended

if I say no.

I take a quick swig

and thank her kindly.

Perhaps the most clear sign

of utter desperation.

I must be really horny

if I’m willing

to drink a bad beer

just to avoid

hurting her feelings.

Lord knows, the buzz

isn’t what I really need

right about now.

 

 

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