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Ode to the Canadian Mosquito
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Humorous So, now, here it boils right down to this, eh?
You little bloodsucker! Ouch, watch it!! Hey!!!
Get off my back, my arms, my luscious lip!
Do I look like an airplane landing strip?
If I wanted vampires to suck my nose,
I'd hang out at night where a vampire goes.
I mind my own beeswax throughout each day,
Yet, you come seek me out like it's child's play.
I look like a dick, slapping my own ears,
Swatting at nothing, which brings out the tears.
Then I itch and scratch till sweet fresh blood flows.
Out comes the puffy old bump that follows.
Because of you, I support the great cause
That Mother Nature is not without flaws.
At night when I sleep so blissful and bare,
A feast for the beast is easily there.
And so, jack, one of us will win this game.
Do not try to hide, I know your real name.
You keep on thinking that I am free food,
Because when winter comes, you are so screwed!!!!
08/23/01
Amy Riberdy
