I was on the computer at work one night
then I came across this interactive web site
first off, my name is not Homicide, Money Mike or Herbert
and I'm not with the cyber thing, I'm not your pervert
I'll tell you ladies a little bit about my life
I don't have any children, but I used to have a wife
the divorce got settled and now I'm single no doubt
got my head on straight and steady on the right route
the Boogie Down Bronx I was born and raised
I'm 6'1, dark complexion with braids
I'm a real cool brotha who's down to earth
a Gemini, May 31st is the date of my birth
I enjoy listening to rap, reggae and jazz
old school 70s, 80s, the blast from the past
I'm educated and my favorite sport is baseball and boxing
I play ball and go clubbin when the weekend is poppin
I can be real playful and a little flirty
dress a little thuggish, and act a little nerdy
lasagna is my all-time favorite dish
so is popcorn, steamed vegetables and fish
I like a woman who's intelligent, secure and ambitious
and a sense of humor that can keep me in stitches
And please be of age, cuz I'm not a pedifile
and don't refer to me as a "n**** cuz that's not my style
I don't care about your hair, just keep it neat and unique
be a lady in public, but a freak in the sheets
I don't necessarily kiss on the first date
but if I do, I guarantee you I can make it great
I'm also a sucker for dimples and a Tommy Girl scent
and if you're packing C-cups, baby girl represent
if you have other questions, leave a message below
and I'll return the favor, let's just see where it goes....
LMAO! This was cute though! I wonder how many dudes stole this off your page and are using it? LOL!
This poem is hilarious!! I'm lovin the humor and the uniqueness!! I wonder if anyone took this and got some play for it?? (j/k) Thanks for commenting on my poem
LOLOLOL! I like this, it's cute. You probably got some play, didn't you?
ABG