BlackSingles.com

Folder: 
My History

I was on the computer at work one night

then I came across this interactive web site

first off, my name is not Homicide, Money Mike or Herbert

and I'm not with the cyber thing, I'm not your pervert

I'll tell you ladies a little bit about my life

I don't have any children, but I used to have a wife

the divorce got settled and now I'm single no doubt

got my head on straight and steady on the right route

the Boogie Down Bronx I was born and raised

I'm 6'1, dark complexion with braids

I'm a real cool brotha who's down to earth

a Gemini, May 31st is the date of my birth

I enjoy listening to rap, reggae and jazz

old school 70s, 80s, the blast from the past

I'm educated and my favorite sport is baseball and boxing

I play ball and go clubbin when the weekend is poppin

I can be real playful and a little flirty

dress a little thuggish, and act a little nerdy

lasagna is my all-time favorite dish

so is popcorn, steamed vegetables and fish

I like a woman who's intelligent, secure and ambitious

and a sense of humor that can keep me in stitches

And please be of age, cuz I'm not a pedifile

and don't refer to me as a "n**** cuz that's not my style

I don't care about your hair, just keep it neat and unique

be a lady in public, but a freak in the sheets

I don't necessarily kiss on the first date

but if I do, I guarantee you I can make it great

I'm also a sucker for dimples and a Tommy Girl scent

and if you're packing C-cups, baby girl represent

if you have other questions, leave a message below

and I'll return the favor, let's just see where it goes....

Author's Notes/Comments: 

OMG!! It was funny when I dug this up. I actually posted this rap when I joined that site back in the days. For the record, I'm no longer there. LOL.

View geministar's Full Portfolio
Shaketa Copelin's picture

LMAO! This was cute though! I wonder how many dudes stole this off your page and are using it? LOL!

Ashley Alafberg's picture

This poem is hilarious!! I'm lovin the humor and the uniqueness!! I wonder if anyone took this and got some play for it?? (j/k) Thanks for commenting on my poem

Average Black Girl's picture

LOLOLOL! I like this, it's cute. You probably got some play, didn't you?

ABG