P lease don't laugh at what I'm about to say
O ften I at least go through 3 bags a day
P articularly at night when I'm checkin out a rental, and
C hillin with my boo, as she massages my temples
O f course I'm aware it's fatty and cholesterol-filled,and
R emembering that too much of it can build and kill
N ow I proceed to limitations, before I'm over the hill
But why is it so hard to resist "Butter Lovers??" Dammit....