B eing late at home from work can raise a lot of questions
U nless of course, it happens once a blue, that's an exception
S hootin pool or playing cards with the guys may grow tired
T hen the wife suspects you cheating,you get upset and deny it
E verything from there seems cool between you and the spouse
D oorbell rings from a woman who said you left your wedding band at her house.....
Ouch.