Mark Twain

’Mark Twain!’

said the man on the mountain,

who spoke to the glorious sea.

An eagle disrupted his counting;

He judged “Owman’y mohr thdt’ll bea”

The eagle and he were an eyeful,

The one going this way and that;

Asking the sea to excuse him,

the trav'ler removed his hat.

The eagle said: ‘What are you doing,

and how much of his do you own?’

The man returned, rather stately:

‘I trust that you’ll leave me alone’

The eagle turned into an angel

And let a scurrilous sound

The man for a moment dumbfounded

First stared, then looked around

“I linger with him that’s forgiven,

Don’t know much more that can be,

I know you’ll watch me keep going,

Please know that’s not all that I see.”


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