I saw a pretty blonde stroll by
and I lost my concentration
I was playing Ms. Pac-man
in the arcade at the mall
gobbling up the pellets
I looked back at the machine
but it was too late
the monster ate Ms. Pac-Man
I tried to see the pretty blonde again
But she was already gone
I was pretty damn frustrated
Ms Pac-man was the only blonde left
So I went over to play Frogger instead.