I’m beginning to think
that taking her to
a Frank Zappa concert
on Valentine’s day
wasn’t such a keen idea
Black roses wouldn’t do
I knew that then
I still know that now
It just seems like humor
is a lost art
and everyone is too obsessed
with imposed images
of what should be
Indian cuisine buffet style
probably isn’t gonna
cut the mustard
I’m guilty of not sharing
neurotic delusions
and I won’t let the PTA
or a card company
tell me how I should think
I do pay a heavy price
at times but at least
I get to keep my soul.